Nicki Minaj performed "Anaconda" at the 2014 VMAs, as part of a medley with Ariana Grande and Jessie J. She did not disappoint:
But after her solo "Anaconda" moment, when she re-emerged to do her verse on "Bang Bang," something was wrong.
Was it an unzipped zipper? A rip?
Jessie J didn't seem to care.
While Nicki found a way to make her hands expressive...
...and looked generally verklempt...
...Jessie J seized the opportunity to show off everything her hands were able to do, without the burden of having to hold her dress up.
Whatever, Jessie. Nicki's smize is LIGHT.