1. When Nicki Minaj appeared in the desert, thigh first, in a crocheted leotard.
2. When she stunned and terrified this lurker.
3. When she simultaneously snarled her lip and her earring.
4. When she kept her hair out of the way while she arched her back.
5. When she perfected the over-the-shoulder mean mug.
6. When she did pilates in a lucite chair.
7. When she invented the ponytail victory lap.
8. When she used her hip to show off her manicure.
9. When she was feeling herself.
10. When she paused to confirm she had no time for you.
11. When she took a practice shot.
12. And dude was shook.
13. When she took a deep, relaxing inhale.
14. And glared straight into the eye of her competition.
15. Then popped her shoulder and silenced her foes, without missing a beat.
16. When she dropped her hair.
19. And set them off at no one, because no one can touch her.
- Thousands made it to the Women's March on Washington on Saturday to stand up for women's rights and protest Donald Trump.
- Trump's spokesman held a press conference on Saturday to blame grass coverings for "minimizing" the crowd at the inauguration 🤔
- Donald Trump lied about the size of the crowd at his inauguration while speaking to the CIA on Saturday, his first full day as president.
- "We shall overcomb." People across America got creative and made some pretty epic signs for the Women's March 🎨👭