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Nicki Minaj Is A Boss Ass Bitch And She’s Coming For You

Her “Boss Ass Bitch” remix will blow your freaking mind.

1. Before you do anything else in your damn life, press play.

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2. Yup, that’s Nicki Minaj. She’s coming back and she’s absolutely incredible.

3. After appearing on American Idol earlier this year, Nicki has basically kept quiet on the music front, only putting out a few guest spots this summer.

All that rest has done her good.

4. This song has her rapping over the beat to PTAF’s “Boss Ass Bitch.”

It’s a song made by three really intense teenagers. Boss ladies of different ages unite.

5. Of course the song is filled with important commandments.

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6. Like her three rules for becoming a boss ass bitch:

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“Rule #1 to be a boss ass bitch/Never let a clown n**** try to play you/If he play you then Rule #2/fuck his best friends then make them yes men/And get a dick pic and then you press send/And send a red heart and send a kissy face/And tell him that his friends love how ya’ pussy taste/and that’s Rule #3.”

7. Then she croons like the amazing goddess that she is, “When I’m back on the prowl, you bitches better have my money. Cause I’m coming for you.”

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8. “Ask Lil Wayne who the five star bitch is?”

9. It’s Nicki.

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10. But seriously, her flow on this song is classic mixtape Minaj.

See her take on Young Gunz’s “Can’t Stop Won’t Stop” for comparison.

11. The best part? She says she’s in “album mode.”

13. The world is not ready.

 

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