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1. "Whoa, these people have been waiting here for how long?"
2. "Is all of this really worth it for the 50% off Keurig?"
3. "Deciding to come to Wal-Mart was a bad choice."
4. "Yup, he's definitely going to get trampled in a second if he doesn't get up."
5. "Next year we're not going anywhere."
6. "Oh baby, look at all the Blu-Ray films on sale!"
7. "Why is everyone running?!"
8. "That woman just pushed a child out of the way to grab a doll..."
9. "Sir, how many flat screen TV's do you really need?"
10. "Wait, is the world actually ending now? Because it looks like there's about to be a riot."
11. "I can barely breathe moving through these aisles."
12. "A guy just got punched in the face! I've never seen a fight in person before..."
13. "Someone just sneezed all over those appliances..."
14. "And on the one we came here to buy...now this has turned into a life or death situation. Honey, where's the sanitizer bottle?"
15. "That couple is just putting everything from the shelf in their shopping cart..."
16. "Great, there's no parking. I guess we can go back home."
17. "The stuff isn't going anywhere! You can come back another day to buy it!"
18. "And now the endless waiting in the checkout line begins."
19. "Where did that woman find all those damn coupons?"
20. "I'm so happy I don't work in retail."
21. "There's something called Cyber Monday? And I don't even need to leave my house?"
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