To Hell With Men

Happy New Years Still!!

• 1.

  Baby New Year Bringing in a brand new year
  Without confetti and noisy cheer
  In a hospital, eyes closed tight
  Squeezing legs with all my might
  Trying to hold this baby in
  Five more minutes, new year begins Lots of presents, lots of glitter
  Stand to lose, if I birth this critter
  Holding tight, contractions strong
  Have been at it all night long
  I am tired and ready to scream
  How I wish this were a dream I won't do this, I change my mind
  I want to go home, this should be a crime
  A woman should never, have to do this
  To hell with men, this isn't worth it
  To think this started with a touch
  Groped in the night a bit too much To think he had the nerve to do this
  Climb on top, with hardly a kiss
  He thinks soon he will get laid
  When hell freezes, that will be the day
  Happy New Year and all of that crap
  Push baby out, and call it a wrap Baby all wrinkly, looks like a prune
  Tiny fingers and a soft croon
  In love with little boy
  Not worth with holding, for free baby toys
  Had I squeezed him out five minutes ago
  This hell would be over, the end of this show by Renee Robinson