Baby New Year Bringing in a brand new year
Without confetti and noisy cheer
In a hospital, eyes closed tight
Squeezing legs with all my might
Trying to hold this baby in
Five more minutes, new year begins Lots of presents, lots of glitter
Stand to lose, if I birth this critter
Holding tight, contractions strong
Have been at it all night long
I am tired and ready to scream
How I wish this were a dream I won’t do this, I change my mind
I want to go home, this should be a crime
A woman should never, have to do this
To hell with men, this isn’t worth it
To think this started with a touch
Groped in the night a bit too much To think he had the nerve to do this
Climb on top, with hardly a kiss
He thinks soon he will get laid
When hell freezes, that will be the day
Happy New Year and all of that crap
Push baby out, and call it a wrap Baby all wrinkly, looks like a prune
Tiny fingers and a soft croon
In love with little boy
Not worth with holding, for free baby toys
Had I squeezed him out five minutes ago
This hell would be over, the end of this show by Renee Robinson
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