They have long ears. Really long. guinnessworldrecords.com / Via guinnessworldrecords.com Maddie is a Coonhound. Enough said. Via maddieonthings.com Haven't discovered Maddie yet? See the genius here. Goofy, too. They take great photos, even with their eyes closed. Via Instagram: @theseawithin Maddie. Eyes closed. Great photo. Via maddieonthings.com They look fabulous in bow ties. buzzfeed.com They are the cutest puppies. evenstarhounds.wordpress.com They are the subject of one of the greatest dog books and movies of all time. They love to sleep. hdranchsporthorses.com And there is nothing cuter than a sleeping coonhound. Especially when they sleep like this. They always want to drive. They like to contemplate life while staring across a lake. buzzfeed.com They even have their own cemetery. coondogcemetery.com They sit on their friends. buzzfeed.com They sit like this. Need I say more?