15 DMs To Get Your Instagram Crush's Attention

How I slid into 15 of my MCM's DM's MB's like it was no big thaaaaang.

1. Stroke his ego. Let him know you think he's hot.

2. Let him know you're a lot like the other chick he's into.

3. You're the lady. Let him pick up the bill.

4. Let him know you've been tracking him for a while now.

5. Don't promise the world.

6. Put some Razzle Dazzle in it! Other gals are DMing him too probably.

7. Let him know you're open to a modern kind of relationship.

8. You don't care what you do as long as you're with him. Honey, TELL HIM!

9. You're into bald dudes. But he doesn't know that. Inform him!

10. Let him know you know wassssup with strippers.

11. Guys love emotional women. Let him know you're sensitive.

12. You want to start a family someday. Be upfront about that.

13. You know what he's up to. Don't let him play coy.

14. Fuck it. Ask HIM out for the drink! We're not Victorians.

15. And if those don't work, let him know you're not opposed to some kind of business arrangement.