Note: Episode 3 of Looking airs Saturday, Feb. 1, at 10:30 p.m. on HBO, but it is currently available on HBO Go. SPOILER ALERT if you have not seen it yet!
19. This bartender:
18. This stripper:
17. The oncologist Patrick met on OKCupid:
15. The hairy guy in the woods:
WHO: Patrick's best friend and a floundering artist who's just moved in with his boyfriend.
WHAT'S ON HIS FACE: There's a full-face situation happening here.
MINUS POINTS: Unfortunately, that overly furry soul patch he's got makes him lose a few points. Boy needs to get to a barber and get the beast under control.
13. This blond dude:
12. This guy on the Muni:
11. This cool deck hand/bouncer:
10. This random daddy partygoer:
9. Patrick's unnamed cub co-worker:
WHO: He's the lucky guy who gets to have a threesome with Agustín and Frank.
WHAT'S ON HIS FACE: A furry blanket of happiness.
MINUS POINTS: OK, he's probably the hottest guy on the show, but he already has enough good things. Let's share the wealth.
6. This video game character:
5. This sailor waiter:
4. This really cute sex worker:
WHO: A sex worker Agustín meets in a café in the show's third episode. He has an expensive hourly rate.
WHAT'S ON HIS FACE: Zeus-like perfection.
BONUS POINTS: THOSE CRYSTAL-CLEAR BABY BLUES.
I mean, are you kidding me with this cuteness?
It's so patchy, while still being totally put together. I have no idea how he does it. He is a god amongst men.
WHO: Patrick and Agustín's friend and a cruising waiter who's just a little bit lost in life.
WHAT'S ON HIS FACE: The most perfect mustache that has ever sat atop an upper lip.
BONUS POINTS: For having a porn 'stache you want to come home to.