1.
The "He looks better than his Tinder Profile Picture" Face
2.
The "This is taking longer than expected" Face
3.
When he asked you to "Go Downtown"
4.
The "What Did You Just Asked Me to Do?" Face
5.
The "You are the best I've ever had" Face
6.
The "This is Finally Working Out" Face
7.
The "I Finish Before You" Face
8.
... or the "You Are Not Leaving Until I Finish" Face
9.
The "We Should NOT have bought Warming Lub" Face
10.
"ARRRRRR!! THIS WARMING LUB IS THE DEVIL HIMSELF"
11.
The "How Did I End Up Here?" Face
12.
The "I Forgot to Take the Pill" Face
13.
The "What's Taking You So Long?" Face
14.
The "I just want to watch Netflix now" Face
15.
The "I am Making a Mess" Face
16.
... and finally, the "Thanks For Nothing!" Face