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1. because it is glorious.
2. because it can provide comic relief to all your friends and family.
3. because it has international appeal.
4. because it has amazing camouflage powers.
5. because you feel bad for him... because in addition to all his physical impediments, he witnessed a murder.
6. because when you do, Kyle donates 100% of the proceeds to charity.
7. because you need to elevate your soapbox and raise your self-esteem.
8. because you are a good person... or a bad person... whatever. Just love him.
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