1. Ugh my hair... is this *regular* chlorine in this pool?
2. 151 strokes. I told you *twice* already.
3. Why are there all these stairs between my room and the world?
4. This is *not* 1400 Thread Count
5. Oh hey sweetie...
6. OMG open up! There's *normal people* out here
7. Where can I get some *gold-trimmed* wrapping paper?
8. OMG did you just touch me with your retail-selling hands??
9. Wait... are you using store-brand conditioner on my hair?
10. OMG... Really? I'm so sick of this non-branded water.
11. Ew I'm not walking on the floor in a *public restroom*
12. Ugh. I'm so tired of kisses
13. Didn't I say non-fat soy latte?
14. Is this salad a thousand years old?
15. Umm thanks for that cuddle, but I G2G
16. OMG PEASANTS!
17. Ugh this restaurant is SO crowded
18. Did you even take an etiquette class?
19. Stop cursing. It's very unbecoming.
20. Oohh so you got half your masseuse degree online?
21. How do you tantrum? Let me show you...
22. Hey, you. Can you clear my dishes from the first course?
23. Is the fucking paparazzi gone?
24. Yaayy!! Are you done fucking petting me?
25. I had to beat those bitches off of me
26. Ugh. My life.
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