back to top
Community

24 Reasons A Panda Should Never Be Your BFF

Sure, he's cute, but once you get past that, you'll see he's SO annoying.

Posted on

1. "Everyone has one" is a stupid reason

2. He drinks more even if he's already drunk.

Then he acts all surprised when he's hungover

Via tumblr.com

"I just had 14 beers!"

3. He's in your face. All the time.

4. "Dancing". That's what he calls what he does at the club.

Via kadeart.tumblr.com

The king of two-left-feet

5. He's SO SLOW.

OMG HURRY UP you're blocking the whole sidewalk

6. No balance either. Whatsoever.

7. It's like he can't grip Anything. Ever.

Via tumblr.com

Probably explains the balance

8. You've been getting into bar fights, hanging out with him

9. He's so clumsy, it's embarrassing

10. Because, idk if you knew, but pandas fall all the time

Whether they're together...

Or alone.

11. Every time they climb something, they fall. Every. Time.

Can you stop falling for one second, please!?

What's worse than baby pandas with no balance?

Via tumblr.com

Adult pandas who can't stand up for like, one minute.

12. Pandas are this rare combination of asshole and clumsy

13. Butterpaws. They drop everything.

14. You bought your friend a nice present and he ripped it apart.

15. How rude. But that's just how he is.

Via google.com

Talk to the paw, bro.

16. Crumbs on EVERYTHING.

17. He gets his fur coat all dirty, and then complains about it.

Via tumblr.com

Don't you have enough laundry to do?

18. Even his mom is sick of him.

Via tumblr.com

*light smack*

19. No consideration for how busy you are. He drinks like all night...

Via tumblr.com

It gets really bad sometimes.

Then he's all like "Oh nah bro, I'm okay to drive"

20. Pandas suck at reading maps.

Via tumblr.com

"Idk how I got here, frealz. Can I get a ride, though?"

21. He annoys you all the time.

Via tumblr.com

"Get away from me, Panda!"

22. He's ALWAYS hungry

Via pandasgifs.tumblr.com

They'll steal all your food without asking

23. If he's not eating, he's thinking of food.

Or he's wasted.

Or falling.

24. I doubt he even cares that you love him

Do you really need a friend like this?

Via google.com

Didn't think so.

Top trending videos

Watch more BuzzFeed Video Caret right
This post was created by a member of BuzzFeed Community, where anyone can post awesome lists and creations. Learn more or post your buzz!