1. "Everyone has one" is a stupid reason
2. He drinks more even if he's already drunk.
Then he acts all surprised when he's hungover
3. He's in your face. All the time.
4. "Dancing". That's what he calls what he does at the club.
5. He's SO SLOW.
6. No balance either. Whatsoever.
7. It's like he can't grip Anything. Ever.
8. You've been getting into bar fights, hanging out with him
9. He's so clumsy, it's embarrassing
10. Because, idk if you knew, but pandas fall all the time
Whether they're together...
11. Every time they climb something, they fall. Every. Time.
Can you stop falling for one second, please!?
What's worse than baby pandas with no balance?
12. Pandas are this rare combination of asshole and clumsy
13. Butterpaws. They drop everything.
14. You bought your friend a nice present and he ripped it apart.
15. How rude. But that's just how he is.
16. Crumbs on EVERYTHING.
17. He gets his fur coat all dirty, and then complains about it.
18. Even his mom is sick of him.
19. No consideration for how busy you are. He drinks like all night...
Then he's all like "Oh nah bro, I'm okay to drive"
20. Pandas suck at reading maps.
21. He annoys you all the time.
22. He's ALWAYS hungry
23. If he's not eating, he's thinking of food.
Or he's wasted.
24. I doubt he even cares that you love him
Do you really need a friend like this?
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