16 Weird Vintage Items You Can Get On Etsy

Apparently "vintage" can also mean "stuff most people would rather burn."

1. This vintage hat.

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Remember that time you wanted to be a Christmas present? Get the look for only $39.

2. This vintage rug.

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A nice addition to every canine casino. Get it here for only $40.

3. This vintage inflatable terrarium ottoman.

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Because you've always wondered why ottomans couldn't be more like planters. Get it here for only $75.

4. This vintage doll.

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Your mom would be proud to put this on the mantelpiece. It's a super deal at only $31.95.

5. This vintage plate.

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Yeah, I'd eat cake off his face. Get it quick for only $29.

6. This vintage sweater.

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What are all those golfers looking at?? Available here for only $69.99.

7. This vintage lithograph.

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A lovely nature piece for the nursery. Get it here for only $10.89.

8. This vintage. . .er. . .lamp thing.

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Part leopard, part human, part puppy, part church bell. It's a steal at only $475.00.

9. These vintage E.T. stickers.

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Oh yeah, I'd stick those babies all over my diary. Totally worth $16.

10. This vintage puppet.

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Who wouldn't use this in the puppet show version of Beauty and the Beast? Dating back to the 1990's, it's super cheap at only $60.

11. This vintage Chia Pet.

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A fine replacement for those boring Roman statues in your hedge maze. Get it here for a mere $33.14.

12. This vintage yarn art.

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Finally, an intellectual piece you can discuss with your in-laws during family dinners. Get it here for only $37.50.

13. This vintage mug.

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Despite the rouge tail fin growing out its side, it's quite charming. A rare find and only $8.

14. This vintage necklace.

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Show the world how you support home businesses. Get this 1970 gem for only $65.

15. These vintage taxidermy ducklings.

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Three little ducks went out one day, over the hill and far--oh god, I just can't. Find them here for only $24 each.

16. And . . . this vintage alarm clock.

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Kill it! Kill it with fire! Only $31.90.