1. When you log on and start posting:
2. Your face for real when you comment "lol" on something:
3. How you describe yourself online vs. how you actually are:
Just leave your "About Me" a blank space.
Going online is like entering a whole 'nother world to get lost in...just like watching a sick music video. Don't miss Miley Cyrus when she hosts the 2015 VMAs on Sunday, August 30 at 9/8c on MTV!
Just leave your "About Me" a blank space.
Why'd You Only Sign In When You're High?
*braces self*
*types in 30-character-long password even more carefully*
Hayyyyyy.
"WHAT HAVE I DONE."
*waits impatiently for friends to comment how good I look*
It's a trap.
Them notification notes making music up in here.
If there's such a thing as bad internet karma, this is how to get it.
♫ So honey, now, post it into your timeline♫
Or because they're friends with someone you're trying to stalk.
"My friend."
Clicking like > writing and editing a sermon.
Clown contouring is, appropriately, a joke.
When in anger, refrain from speech. And tweeting. And status updating.
But no1 curr.
Luh you, Ma. 👭