19 Things Rebel Wilson Ain’t Got Time For

No person marches to the beat of a louder drum. She doesn’t give a f*%k in the best way possible. See what madness ensues as she hosts this year’s MTV Movie Awards.

1. Physical fitness

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2. Your privacy

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3. Any lack of teamwork.

4. Being the parents’ favorite

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5. The choice between land and sea

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6. Dress code

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7. Smooth matchmaking

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9. How much you love your crush

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10. Substance abuse

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11. Priceless goods

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12. Standards

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13. Your lack of stage presence

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14. Sharing the stage at all

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15. Acting anything less than totally gangster

16. Your lack of sass and pizazz

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17. Your body image issues

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18. Your lack of sensitivity

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19. The fact you’re even here in the first place

That about does it.

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Catch Rebel Wilson hosting this year’s MTV Movie Awards LIVE on Sunday, April 14 at 9/8c.

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