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WHICH ZOO ARE YOU

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You are a strong independent women and prefer to use men then be used. You don't drink enough unless you black out and you like to fuck people of all sized penis's. Your favorite word is WAH, you like the song shake it off, you have shaken hands with the cops and you are a strong supporter of skirsday.

GPIG

You’re hot! Known at Rockys for your classic order of fries, you are harassed by weird singing men at Rockys and you are an avid nature pee-r. You are the worst peer pressurerer of the group and know most song lyrics from the Cheetah Girls to Meek Mills. Commonly referred to as the Queen Kone and known for throwing up deuces in all drunk photos.

SARAH (PAT)

Your favorite drink is jose quervo and you will fight anyone who gets in the way. You are a tough cookie (exhibited by your kicking in of your own window) but you are unafraid to cry (which you’ve been abused for). You love anything japanese or anime and are very talented at imitations, especially of your loving mother, Janie.

GILLIAN

Also known as Marge, Nancy, Baggie, and Moochie, you have the most abundant and meaningless nicknames. You are opposed to public singing, contradicted by your dedicated leadership of the Enchords. You have been known to pass out and think everyone hates you, but don’t worry your boyfriend will carry you home.

MAGGIE

The actress of the group, you are quite dramatic. When you are not at rehearsal you can be found crashing your car over goldfish or sleeping in a Pennsylvania hospital. You are always down to party but make questionable decisions. You like cursing and are most likely to talk shit about someone directly behind you.

MICHELA (SF)

You consider many options when making decisions and are mad secretive. You love top down szn, frappuccinos, and wuwu and know all of the lyrics to most Drake songs. Usually d2mu if you’re not already with people. If you didn’t know already, you’re considering. You never wear pants and are known to black out in your own house.

CAROLINE

You are known for your signature moves, especially the Skonny dance. You are great at making impressions, especially of Zoo moms, and are famous for your garage parties. Your mom lowkey hates the zoos but can’t keep them out. You are obsessed with your old chemistry teacher and do a lot of drugs.

COOPER

You are the responsible friend and best butt shaker. You take care of the rest of the group because we are all fools and you have single handedly saved all zoo lives at some point. You created your own language for and about your dog. You are most likely to show up to your sister's bat mitzvah with bruises from the shower.

EMMA MEYER

You are the athlete of the group! You love to twerk, facetune, and throw up out of windows. If you aren’t working hard at HOS, Wagon Road, or lax practice, you can usually be found eating $5 guac at Tijuana. When bitches mess with you, you are unafraid to tell them off. You are always down to encourage bad/reckless/slutty behavior, but always have advice for the aftermath.

EMMA LOWREY

You are a bitch as proved by the cafeteria chant “Wolo is a bitch”! You love breaking bad and movie ~dramas~, as well as award shows. You are recognized by the grade as the girl Cooper calls fat and are the only zoo in a committed relationship heading towards marriage. Unfortunately, Lori from HOS does not like you. You are also the Queen of inspirational Valograms.

WOLO

Also known as Slutney, you are a dedicated Jew and worker, exhibited by your years of service at Ootra boutique. You are known for your creation of the Sydney sandwich. You are underratedly close with everyone and you average 3 boys a night. You are known for your faceplants and chodey hands. You are very offensive to drunk Michela and a mean DD (you wouldn't let people drink in your car but don't worry we still love the MERC).

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