5 Reason The Internet Has Almost Given Us Super Powers

Want to be present everywhere, telepathic, or even immortal... well you almost can be thanks to the internet.

1. Youtube.com

Upload a video of yourself that can be seen anytime at anywhere in the world as many times as fathomable from the comfort of your couch. Almost omnipresence.

2. Google

Access to all of human history's knowledge. Search any term, word, book, or naked lady you want and it shall be yours. What's everyone's is now in the palm of your hand. Almost all knowing.

3. Twitter

Who needs carrier pigeons to deliver messages when this blue bird can send your thoughts to millions of followers (if you have them) all across the globe instantly without you physically saying a word. Almost, telepathy.

4. Facebook

A personal diary to the world where your quotes, likes, and drunken college photos will live on long after you have passed. Almost immortality.

5. Skype

Send your image and voice directly to one or multiple places and sources live in an instant global communication output. Almost teleportation.