1.
You feel zero pressure to execute your Pinterest craft board.
2.
You will do anything to avoid contracting a stomach bug from your kids.
3.
Tablet time = quality time. The silence is euphoric.
4.
You do not feel bad for never letting your children sleep in your bed.
5.
You're aware that it takes a village and know when to ask for or hire help.
6.
You are not about to spend $500-$2000 on a stroller.
7.
Take-out restaurants in your area know your order by heart.
8.
Your crying child does not break your heart into a million pieces.
9.
You skip pages in bedtime stories.
10.
You take store bought baked goods to the bake sale.
11.
You are the first to volunteer to bring napkins and plates to school potlucks.
12.
You are not the mom who is going to offer travelers gift packets on a flight.
13.
You don’t think twice about telling your kids that their favorite establishment has closed down.
14.
You join a gym only to hang out at the juice bar and drop off your children at the kids club.
15.
Instead of cleaning up pancake mix off the floor, your ideal Mother’s day would include Netlix and Pjs.
16.
You don't feel bad when your child doesn't win the perfect attendance award.
18.
The most stress you've experienced on birthdays is getting the bakery to spell the name correctly on the sheet cake.
19.
You know they're only little for so long, so instead of overthinking every parenting decision, you just try to enjoy the ride.
