Buzz·Posted on Jan 14, 2015This Is A PSA To All Straight Men: Get Off TinderYou're embarrassing us.by Logan RhoadesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail If you are a straight man on Tinder, you're being an idiot. View this photo on Instagram Whether that is literally true or not doesn't matter because the intellectual capacity of an imbecile is the reputation of men who use Tinder. View this photo on Instagram And the evidence in favor of that theory is embarrassingly overwhelming. View this photo on Instagram To start, you're not funny... View this photo on Instagram You have no chill... View this photo on Instagram Like, at all... And you simply have no idea what women want in the least bit. View this photo on Instagram They would rather burn to death in a plane crash than talk to you, much less go down on you. View this photo on Instagram And your cheap attempts at flirting(?!) are getting shot down faster than you can swipe right. It's no wonder women are straight up playing men. They're doing it with quotes from You've Got Mail... Taylor Swift lyrics... Jane Austen quotes... Jaden Smith quotes... And pretending to be Carrie from Sex and the City. These are the things members of the opposite sex would rather do than talk to you on Tinder. And on top of all of that, THIS is how you choose to present yourself: I mean, honestly, is this really the image you want to put out to the world? Whether you're taking it seriously or not is irrelevant because you're making men everywhere look bad. And the ugly truth is that no one is giving you the benefit of the doubt, so stop doing stupid shit, you dumbass. If you're a straight man on Tinder, the odds are stacked against you in a game you are inevitably going to lose. So get off Tinder because you're not only embarrassing yourself, but you're embarrassing men everywhere. View this photo on Instagram