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This Is A PSA To All Straight Men: Get Off Tinder

You're embarrassing us.

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If you are a straight man on Tinder, you're being an idiot.

Whether that is literally true or not doesn't matter because the intellectual capacity of an imbecile is the reputation of men who use Tinder.

And the evidence in favor of that theory is embarrassingly overwhelming.

To start, you're not funny...

And you simply have no idea what women want in the least bit.

They would rather burn to death in a plane crash than talk to you, much less go down on you.

(Sidenote: You're ruining the name Logan, you idiot!)


So get off Tinder because you're not only embarrassing yourself, but you're embarrassing men everywhere.