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The Rootability Pros And Cons Of Every Player In Game 7 Of The NBA Finals

If you don't know, now you know (who to root for).

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1. LeBron James

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Pros:

- The best player in the NBA.

- Can play any position extremely well.

- Super strong.

- People seem really into whether he wears a headband.

- Hasn't done anything egomaniacal or entitled in a year or two.

Cons:

- Complains. A lot.

- Flops.

- We're still talking about the guy from The Decision.

2. Tim Duncan

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Pros:

- Makes the exact right play a freakishly high percentage of the time.

- Very good teammate.

- Got that hook shot.

Cons:

- Emotionless face and aforementioned total perfection makes him hard to relate to.

3. Dwyane Wade

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Pros:

- Dating Gabrielle Union.

- Excellent shooter after receiving a cortisone shot.

- Can throw a full-court alley-oop.

Cons:

- Spells his name wrong.

- When he's off, he's really off.

- Big ego.

- Constant flopper.

- Drama queen.

- Whiner.

- We don't like Dwyane Wade that much.

4. Tony Parker

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Pros:

- Great facilitator.

- Can speak French.

- Calls Tim Duncan "Timmy."

Cons:

- Has a hamstring injury.

- Is French.

- French jokes still always funny for some reason.

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5. Chris Bosh

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Pros:

- Great inside/outside offensive game.

- Can rebound on both ends of the court.

- Possibly has a dinosaur bloodline.

Cons:

- Looks like a velociraptor, probably eats children.

- Not LeBron or Wade.

6. Manu Ginobli

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Pros:

- Very confident.

- Hard worker.

- Immensely, almost hilariously, creative player.

- Nice floater.

- Being a flashy player on an unflashy team is a good literary-seeming contradiction.

Cons:

- Confidence occasionally results in spectacular airballs.

- Invented flopping.

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9. Mike Miller

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Pros:

- Can get on some fun runs of 3-pointers.

- Can play with one shoe.

- Good at fouling people and acting like nothing happened.

Cons:

- Questionable hair and tattoos and facial expression.

- Doesn't know how to tie his shoes.

10. Danny Green

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Pros:

- Has the record for the most three pointers in an NBA Finals series.

- Hits the open shots.

- Appears to seriously not find the NBA Freaking Finals to be that big a deal.

Cons:

- Level of calm is almost creepy.

11. Ray Allen

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Pros:

- Clutch.

- Cold-blooded.

Cons:

- Not sure if he can make a layup at this point in his career. Or do anything inside the 3-point arc. Might think that part of the court is hot lava.

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17. Udonis Haslem

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Pros:

- Seems like he would definitely have your back in a confrontation at a bar.

- Lost a ton of weight after going undrafted out of college. Inspiring story.

Cons:

- Doesn't play much anymore.

19. All The Other Guys Who Don't Play Much

Didn't have time to get to them, but they all seem like great teammates!