If Animals Could Talk, Which Would Be The Most Fun To Talk To And Why?

You're so wise. Like a miniature Buddha covered in hair.

For a moment, let's pretend that every animal on Earth now has the ability to talk.

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Let's also pretend that all animals are also fluent in every language, thereby shattering any communication barriers.

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So, if that happened, which animal would you want to talk to and why? Let us know in the comments below.

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