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25 New Year's Resolutions All Introverts Understand

If you need me, I'll be bing-watching Friends on Netflix.

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New Years resolution: accept the fact that I will end up as a cat lady

mοrgαη ηeαι@mrgnealFollow

New Years resolution: accept the fact that I will end up as a cat lady

10:39 AM - 31 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Romy and Michele is on Netflix so there goes my 2015 resolution to like, leave the house

Pixie Casey@pixie_caseyFollow

Romy and Michele is on Netflix so there goes my 2015 resolution to like, leave the house

8:20 PM - 27 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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my goal in 2015 is to eat more peanut butter and have less human interaction

studious emma@ermahgartonFollow

my goal in 2015 is to eat more peanut butter and have less human interaction

10:37 PM - 28 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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New Years resolution: continue to wear sweatpants

Seth Kottmann@_Seth_AddisonFollow

New Years resolution: continue to wear sweatpants

4:14 PM - 23 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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New Years resolution: Watch "The Price is Right" more often

New Year New Me@youngcurtiFollow

New Years resolution: Watch "The Price is Right" more often

11:40 AM - 31 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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new years resolution? HAVE MORE DANCE PARTIES BY MYSELF

dayoncé@damini_sivasamyFollow

new years resolution? HAVE MORE DANCE PARTIES BY MYSELF

11:05 AM - 31 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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My New Years resolution for you is to leave me alone.

Jessica Holechek@jessienoelieFollow

My New Years resolution for you is to leave me alone.

1:09 PM - 31 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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My New Years resolution is to watch all Bob Ross' painting videos

KB@whokayTbiggsFollow

My New Years resolution is to watch all Bob Ross' painting videos

10:39 AM - 31 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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my new years resolution is to get hot and maybe leave the house

dani@babymarvelsFollow

my new years resolution is to get hot and maybe leave the house

11:19 PM - 24 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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New Years resolution: sleep until 2016

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2015 New Years Resolution: eat more chipotle.

Matt Dorio@dorio_da_oreoFollow

2015 New Years Resolution: eat more chipotle.

9:07 PM - 22 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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My New Years resolution is to teach my dog how to drink out of a crazy straw

Paul Blart@shed_a_mcTEARFollow

My New Years resolution is to teach my dog how to drink out of a crazy straw

8:56 AM - 31 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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new years resolution: watch clueless more often

bababooey@tommyspeckFollow

new years resolution: watch clueless more often

11:54 AM - 31 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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My New Years resolution is to nap as much as possible...that and eat more pizza.

Little Ink Stain@Mikmaq72Follow

My New Years resolution is to nap as much as possible...that and eat more pizza.

8:14 AM - 31 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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My new years resolution is to never fold clothes again @amraranger #slackerwife

Corrie Painter, PhD@corrie_painterFollow

My new years resolution is to never fold clothes again @amraranger #slackerwife

5:00 PM - 30 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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My New Years resolution is to not shave my face or get my haircut for as long as I can in 2015 👍

Mixer@Mixer_1992Follow

My New Years resolution is to not shave my face or get my haircut for as long as I can in 2015

10:37 AM - 29 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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my new years resolution for 2015 is to watch everything on my netflix queue

Alejandra Bravo@literallyaleFollow

my new years resolution for 2015 is to watch everything on my netflix queue

6:08 PM - 28 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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My New Years resolution is to eat more Taco Bell. It's gonna be tough but I think if I work hard, I can succeed.

•Not Embarassing•@JaredWavesFollow

My New Years resolution is to eat more Taco Bell.
It's gonna be tough but I think if I work hard, I can succeed.

10:08 PM - 27 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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My New Years resolution is to do less

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new years resolution: spend less time outside and more time watching tv shows

em@sassysmoldyFollow

new years resolution: spend less time outside and more time watching tv shows

5:50 PM - 26 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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New Years resolution: eat a gallon of ice cream in one night

Cameron Kilgore@CameronKilgoreFollow

New Years resolution: eat a gallon of ice cream in one night

11:17 AM - 31 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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My only New Year's resolution for 2015 is to watch every Friends Episode on Netflix before I go back to school

Austin Sondag@ARSondagFollow

My only New Year's resolution for 2015 is to watch every Friends Episode on Netflix before I go back to school

10:53 PM - 28 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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My New year resolution for 2015, is not to have a new years resolution.

UglySlave@UglySlaveFollow

My New year resolution for 2015, is not to have a new years resolution.

3:58 PM - 29 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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ACTUALLY NO MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION WILL BE THAT I WONT TALK ABOUT MY CAT AS MUCH BC I MUST SOUND EITHER CRAZY OR VERY LONELY ALL THE TIME

ruth @SPOOKYJlMFollow

ACTUALLY NO MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION WILL BE THAT I WONT TALK ABOUT MY CAT AS MUCH BC I MUST SOUND EITHER CRAZY OR VERY LONELY ALL THE TIME

6:43 PM - 28 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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