10. Almond "Joy"
9. Mounds
8. Smarties
7. Bit-O-Honey
BEE KEEPING IS SLAVERY
If you aren't offended, you aren't trick or treating.
BEE KEEPING IS SLAVERY
The name's not "Baby," it's "Ruth." Would you call Big Hunk "Baby?" What about Mr. Goodbar? You think he'd like that, or do you think you'd get a mouth full of peanuts? Stop treating candy like it's just some cute little thing that has to sit there and look pretty while you unwrap it with your eyes.
Seriously? Chunky? Not cool. Real candy has peanuts and raisins.
Well, well, if it isn't the candy bar for the 1%. Nice try, Nestle. Get back to us when you come up with a "Living Wage Bar."
The lighter the chocolate, the more bags it gets into. It's just the fact. People can't handle the real cocoa. Don't believe me? Then why are there always Hershey's Special Dark miniatures left over? Think about that one.
Hey, enjoy them while you can, right? Because it won't be long now before every Sno Cap on earth melts, and Canada is under three feet of nonpareils.
Mike and Ike, "The Original Fruits?" Wow. Next you'll be telling me that this violates the sanctity of your Good 'n Plenty. Troglodyte.