One of the consequences of living in Michael Bloomdouche’s New New Yorkistan is that you will always come across all kinds of people. This was always true enough — New York being a cosmopolitan place, a true melting pot of the sort that Davenport, Iowa or Charlotte, North Carolina tries to pretend they are but never could be, attempting to acquire by association with the whole of America what they don’t have because of certain cultural conditions and traditions. Recently, because of the Mayor’s dunder-headed concessions to the Occupy Wall Street Retards, it has become fashionable to be a ragingly obnoxious asshole… read more:

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