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To be fair though, \$30 for a half dozen donuts is friggin ridiculous.

I don’t think that’s actually the point here…

Dude the event is literally called “Hindus for Trump”

I’m not certain, but I think there may be other sites on the net where you can find what you’re seeking.

#32 is a bad idea because tents get incredibly hot in full sun, even with the door open.

BF headline writer responds to the above comment: “THIS COMMENT IS EVERYTHING”

So she apparently has no idea what being a celebrity on social media is actually all about.

Last year my 8th graders, whom I’d taught science for three straight years, asked me to bring my wife to their promotion ceremony because they’d never gotten to meet her. That was pretty touching. One of those students wrote a poem for her Language Arts class last year titled “I Am A Scientist” and gave me a copy. In general it’s the thoughtful, personalized letters that really make me feel good. I keep them in a “feel good” file to look at when I am feeling discouraged.

Yeah, but it’s THAT windy you should really consider whether a fire is safe at all. If the fire hazard is high, lighting a campfire in high winds is a bad idea.

Bring a large tarp and learn how to rig it; you’ll never suffer in the rain again.

I’m a dad, and I love the “you just did” response to “can I ask you a question?” Never get tired of that one. I also teach middle school, and a couple of years ago a 7th grader came up to me and said, “can I ask you a question?” … and I responded predictably. So he said, “can I ask you two questions?” To which I replied, “you already have!” He thought for a moment and said, “can I ask you FOUR questions?”

The dude’s been on TV for years, Brooke.

“I am a Trump supporter but: A women!”  jesus christ

Here’s how I prevent confusion about 7x8=56: A) 56=7x8: think “5, 6, 7, 8”
B) If I am wondering if it’s 56 or 54, I remind myself that the two digits of a multiple of nine (e.g. 18, 27, 45, 63 etc.) always add together to make 9 (1+8, 2+7, etc.) so 54=6x9 which means 56=7x8. Anyway, that’s how I remember.

That is pasts, it’s just on fire. Those are flames, not chicken legs. Of course a restaurant with that on their window serves flaming pasta.

We do judge others based on our view of ourselves, don’t we?

Is #5 about tea? Because you have to pour the water over the teabag and then wait for it to steep before you add any milk. You HAVE to do it this way.  What jackass wrote this stupid quiz anyway?

When I was a young kid, I had lazy eye (amblyopia) and had to wear an eye patch all day from when I woke up until I went to bed. Not a cool pirate-looking eye patch, one of the band-aid kind. Needless to say I hated it. My mom started drawing pictures on them to make it fun for me. Usually I asked for dinosaurs, but sometimes snakes, or a cannon shooting a cannonball, and once I even had her draw an actual pirate wearing an eyepatch on my eyepatch.  I walked by a Catholic school on my way to my own school and there was this one kid there I saw every day. Our entire friendship was based on his intense interest in finding out what my eyepatch art was each day so we would have a little conversation through the fence before I continued on to my school. That was pretty cool of my mom. Boy did I hate that eyepatch.

LEGO. They should be using LEGO.

This post is, in part, actually extremely stupid. And self-contradictory. First “Batchelor” is a proper name, not a misspelling of bachelor. But more egregiously, putting the Powerful Yogurt—which does not in any way gender itself—on here is reinforcing the idea that women are too weak to handle the things that men can handle. I assume the post means to critique and satirize this notion, but by including that specific product, the creator herself is showing that she has internalized the very message she is intent on condemning. I know creating “content” isn’t always easy, but really, that was a pretty glaring false step, from where I sit.

If you’re suddenly seeing it everywhere, that’s because you suddenly started looking; Papyrus has been cluttering up restaurant menus and spa signs for DECADES.

this post : other BF posts :: those sandwiches : other sandwiches

The tattoo for #5 is real, real bad. But the artwork features a wolf… and a llama. Why a llama? And why is that wolf so traumatized by the llama? I need answers dammit

The drawing has a llama in front of the moon. A llama.

Namoe a place in the world (note: there is such a place) where you can walk one mile south, one mile east, and one mile north, and end up where you started. Got it? Good! Now name a second, different place, where this is also true. (Note: there is such a place.)

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
Here come the elephants! What did he say when he saw them coming while they were wearing sunglasses?
Nothing. He didn’t recognize them. Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?
So it could hide in a strawberry patch. Why are elephants large, grey, and wrinkled?
Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be aspirin.

Have you SEEN Ma Weasley? Rawr.

Trump is getting handed with kid gloves, you know this, right?

Beard pretty much mandatory, it seems.

yeah because the men’s rooms always have such long lines while the women’s rooms are totally available