1. When Hearing About Singing Housewives:
2. When Making Commentary About Her Fellow American Idol Judges:
3. When Asked About How To Deal With A Wayward Child
4. The Time She Tasted A Bad Fruit on 'Oprah'
5. Her Advice To Other Singers:
6. Her Advice To Plagiarists:
7. When Someone Wanted To Sing 'Lady Marmalade'
8. ...And The Iconic Side-Eyes. Exhibit A:
9. Exhibit B:
10. Why? Because She's The Shit And She Knows It. So Rock On, Patti.
