Yes, yes we know, Pokemon Go is awesome and everyone's kids have miraculously gotten up off the couch for once.
Blizzard put together an epic live stream as she ran through her neighborhood demonstrating the "app."
The satire has been shared nearly 300,000 times on Facebook.
Blizzard even follows the "app" into a stranger's house where, lo and behold: Chardonnay!
Watch out, there's no boundary this mom won't cross for a glass of the good stuff.
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