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21 Things You Need To Know About The Mensch On The Bench

Move over, Elf — this mensch is about to go meshuga.

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2. You better not cry.

I mean really, how could you cry looking at that punim?

4. All the donuts are belong to him.

9. There's nothing he loves more than a good bowl of ball.

10. Rainbow Dash is his chiropractor.

11. He's a fierce competitor.

13. He's been known to get himself into a pickle.

16. He found your liquor cabinet.

17. But he's happy to share.

19. He's been to the land before time.

21. Unless she reaches for his cookies.