Secrets Remarkably Average Parents Won't Tell You
That kid is definitely crying over video games.
Remarkably Average Parenting is a funny-as-hell new book filled with essays, snarky infographics, and undeniable parenting truths.

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It's written by Ilana Wiles, creator of the popular parenting blog Mommy Shorts, and a New York-based mom of two.
So what kind of truths does it have? Well, for starters, that kid-problems aren’t always real problems.

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That your sense of smell is directly connected to your ovaries.

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No one has time for your Eames rocker.

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The non-driver on a road trip DOES NOT get to fall asleep.

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That kids can mispronounce words pretty hilariously.

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That newborns are more exhausting than Kanye West.

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That babies fit beautifully in mugs if you capture them from the right perspective.

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That ketchup is totally a vegetable when you need it to be.

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That potty training is like going to war with poop.

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The Mommy Shorts Guide To Remarkably Average Parenting is available now!

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