Secrets Remarkably Average Parents Won't Tell You

    That kid is definitely crying over video games.

    Remarkably Average Parenting is a funny-as-hell new book filled with essays, snarky infographics, and undeniable parenting truths.

    So what kind of truths does it have? Well, for starters, that kid-problems aren’t always real problems.

    That your sense of smell is directly connected to your ovaries.

    No one has time for your Eames rocker.

    The non-driver on a road trip DOES NOT get to fall asleep.

    That kids can mispronounce words pretty hilariously.

    That newborns are more exhausting than Kanye West.

    That babies fit beautifully in mugs if you capture them from the right perspective.

    That ketchup is totally a vegetable when you need it to be.

    That potty training is like going to war with poop.

    The Mommy Shorts Guide To Remarkably Average Parenting is available now!