1. His middle name is Rodney and yet he's still suave AF.
2. Plus he's all sincere and shit.
Being a Dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy-bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word hero.
3. During his Walk of Fame ceremony, he couldn't take his eyes off this one blonde girl.
4. And, okay, she's his kid — but then, like, shouldn't she be wearing custom Balmain like North West?
5. He shared a gift his nephew made him on Instagram, which is silly because everyone knows kids don't even look at Instagram so it's not like his nephew got to feel like a king for a day or anything.
6. Look at that smize. All in love with his wife. Disgusting.
7. He posts the most sickeningly adorable throwback family photos.
8. He clearly gives no craps about his fans.
Finally doing something constructive with my right hand. Get a limited signed Deadpool Blu-ray only at #SDCC2016
9. His daughters have a unicorn-riding handmade cuddly doll of him. This isn't cute at all.
10. Seriously, Reynolds, stop being awesome already. It's making the rest of us look bad.
