Hey there. Is your Santa hat talking to you?
What happens if you pull?
This hat appears to require an offering of hot cocoa with peppermint.
This hat strictly drinks champagne.
But seriously. Will your head fly away if you let go?
Is there a cell phone in there?
It's spreading. People are teaching their children to hold poofs.
Does it control your tongue?
What is the meaning of all this poof holding?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ MERRY CHRISTMAS!