1. Is that...is that Ted Bundy?
2. How is this kid not screaming?
3. Nope, nope, nopity nope nope nope.
4. But I can't...I don't even...wtf?
5. OK I'm sorry, but I'm judging these parents a little for allowing this.
6. No, Santa. BAD SANTA.
7. It's like they don't even care how much therapy will cost in the future.
8. BURN IT. BURN IT NOW.
9. ::blood curdling scream::
10. Pretty sure this Santa slept in lock-up last night.
11. Aaaaand we're back to nope.
12. Did not realize that Santa was an actual mummy.
13. Is he...is he trying to smize?
14. I hope these kids heeded Santa's prophecy.
15. The eyes. Those dead, soul-less eyes.
16. There are...no words...for this.
No, no, no!
