We've all had our Murtaugh moments. Amiright?
1.
#ImTooOldTo bother trying to have the body of a teenager. That's what Spanx are for.
2.
#ImTooOldTo add AF to the end of all my sentences....but I do it anyway
3.
#ImTooOldTo Remember what I wanted to say
4.
#ImTooOldTo call the pound sign a hashtag. 😞
5.
#ImTooOldTo care I’m not young anymore
6.
#ImTooOldTo bend down to pick something up without my knees cracking.
7.
#ImTooOldTo Be picking the marshmallows out of my Lucky Charms
8.
#ImTooOldTo change, So sarcastic cynical old fart it is.
9.
#ImTooOldTo hold in my farts anymore.
10.
#ImTooOldTo post 30 slightly different selfies on social media
11.
#ImTooOldTo sit on Santa’s lap, or so the “security” at the mall says.
12.
#ImTooOldTo be afraid to go into the basement alone, but I’m pretty sure ax murderers and goblins live there.
13.
#ImTooOldTo ask my mom for money. But, I'm broke so...
14.
#ImTooOldTo Twerk but a job is a job
15.
#ImTooOldTo be eating this much pie. Somebody stop me in a few minutes.
16.
#ImTooOldTo not know what I wanna be when I grow up. But here I am, killing it!
17.
#ImTooOldTo give a f*ck about what I’m too old to be doing. I’ll do what I want.
