14 Reasons To Immediately Stop Liking Pink

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    Morgan Shanahan
    by Morgan Shanahan

    Senior Parenting Editor

    1. She never spends time with her family.

    2. She makes her kids hang out with all her lame friends.

    3. She is a talentless hack.

    4. She DOES NOT have a sense of humor.

    6. Plus she totally ignores her kids all the time.

    7. She obviously hates her fans.

    8. Nobody likes her.

    9. She's unrelatable.

    10. Takes herself too seriously.

    11. Such a snob.

    12. She's really inaccessible.

    13. She's just so busy living that rock star life.

    14. Enough already.

    Pink, dude, tone it down a little, you're making the rest of us look bad.