Earlier this month, actor Shannon Woodward (Westworld, Raising Hope, The Riches) asked people on Twitter, "What's the worst way you got dumped?" And when I tell you I was not ready for these responses — I WAS NOT READY!
Let's just say I wouldn't wish this type of heartbreak on anyone:
what’s the worst way you ever got dumped?
— Shannon Woodward (@shannonwoodward) June 5, 2023
I was a pharmacist. My ex-wife & I were friends since kids. My work week got hectic & I got home late one day to a cupcake on the table. Forgot my wife’s birthday. She ended up cheating on me & leaving me for an investor who took her on business trips. https://t.co/36UdMjbOof
An ex emailed me a numbered list of reasons we were breaking up and CCed our mutual friends. When I asked her why she did it that way, she said it would've been too much work to tell everyone individually. https://t.co/x2zzj0Nzbx
— Aubrey Gordon (she/her/hers) (@yrfatfriend) June 6, 2023
I had just turned 20, and a few days later, my mom had a heart attack. A week later, on Dec. 26th, we took her off life support. My gf decided she couldn't handle the sadness/grief I was experiencing and broke up with me at the hospital.
— Editor / Maverick Gaymers 🌈 (@MaverickGamersX) June 5, 2023
middle school. middle of the courtyard. valentine's day. presents ready for him in hand. he comes up to me, puts his hand on my shoulder, said "it's over" & walked away. never told me why. ruined love for me forever.
LOLLL i was living with him and his parents, i'm sure our kid was only a few months old. we had a fight, he went to sleep in OUR bed, he TEXTED me saying we're breaking up 💀💀💀 what a time
we got into a fight & he randomly confessed to cheating a year prior. then when he saw how hurt I was he said just kidding - spent the weekend piecing together what happened and then told him we were done - he tells me he wanted to be done that’s why he told me he cheated🤡
2 yrs ago, Med school graduation day 20 min after my parents left my grad party my ex asked me for a divorce and told me he didn’t want to have kids with me or support me in residency across the country. So I graduated, start new job, moved across country, & divorced in 6 weeks.
The very night HBO originally aired the episode where Berger breaks up with Carrie via post-it note on SATC, a guy I'd been seeing for a few months dumped me via email. Like, I gasped watching the episode, then opened my email and gasped harder. #imsorryicantdonthateme
On Dec 1st, after not coming home from the 'holiday party', my husband called to inform me he wasn't ready for the child we had, nor the twins I was pregnant with. His side piece was preggo, didn't stick around for her, either. I don't date now, and ppl think I'M the weird one...
— Antifa: Warrior Princess (@KnowItAllGrl) June 5, 2023
He had his mama break up with me after a year and a half of dating, that included traveling to the Kentucky Derby, travel to Aspen for skiing, and New York for shopping. Turns out he was gay but hadn’t come out yet. 😁
It was our anniversary. I was so excited because he was so sweet to remove all my belongings and replace them.. idk why but I put on the most beautiful dress and waited for him. He came home & told me it was over. His mistress said I was wearing her clothes & they had children https://t.co/BVndwwqlBL
— The Stay @ Home Fragrance Mama (@JoyyUnSpeakable) June 6, 2023
It happened the same day I got laid off from the company we both worked at. He said it didn’t make sense to be together unless we worked together and he had to put work first. So I blocked his # and told HR about our undisclosed relationship. He was fired shortly thereafter 🫶🏽💕 https://t.co/bMds9OU4Hq
— Ruby B | Digital Project Manager (@ruby_rafaelina) June 10, 2023
Walked out of class and she was holding hands with a nigga who’s locker was 4 lockers down from mine. Life ain’t that bad though cuz she got a bad bbL now. God don’t play bout me 🫶🏾 https://t.co/D4OKm47J1g
My wife went to visit her sister for the weekend. On the Monday I received a letter from the Child Support Agency…it started something like “We understand you and your partner have now separated…your payments have been conditionally assessed as….”
— poppy rick 🇺🇦💉💉💉💉 Lefty Sarcastic Bastard (@just_plain_Rick) June 6, 2023
Dated a guy for a year, he broke up with me. 3 months later he hunts me down at my new job and begs forgiveness. We spent that weekend together, with him telling me repeatedly how letting me go was the stupidest thing he'd ever done and how much he loved me. THEN he ghosted me.🙄
— Barb reads banned books and gives them to kids! (@UpNorthOpinions) June 5, 2023
shared a google sheets file with me that had a list of everyone she’d ever had romantic feelings for and why they went away. my name had a full entry https://t.co/4iX3uhDxsD
By letter 🙃 he wrote the break up letter, posted it, spent the weekend with me, and then I received it on Monday. My friends and I have referred to him as ‘Shakespeare’ ever since
My ex husband left his wedding ring at home when he went to work, when I text him to tell him he'd left it, he said he didn't love me anymore and he was moving out. This was just weeks after our 3rd child was born. Fun times!
— Kelly 💜 ColourWithWonder (@colorwithwonder) June 6, 2023
She ignored me for close to a week then showed up in the parking lot of my job when I got off work with a printed list of my good and bad qualities.https://t.co/bbrc8UcfeG
— Bert (½ of BerTrini) (@BrightPledge85) June 7, 2023
In a pub with boyf and best friend (who worked with him). When I went to the loo, my boyfriend told my best friend & told her to tell me. Then he left. I was 19. Devastated 💔🥺
