Parents·Posted on Sep 29, 201927 Jokes About Men That Will Probably Only Be Funny To WomenThis is why women live longer than men.by Morgan MurrellBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Kgoshi Ya Lebowa @Marcellomj Men make the best babysitters 😀 03:51 AM - 20 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. ً @WrongN1K Boy: I wish more girls were into sports girl: I’m into sports Boy: oh yea? then what’s the blood type of the Barcelona coach fr 1997 06:10 PM - 21 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. alla @faveordinary my man showing me my “men are trash” tweets 02:57 PM - 18 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Karicho Gold @WendyKaricho Which bag do men use to carry the audacity? 08:32 PM - 22 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Kellen @captainkalvis guys in every girls dms: 10:36 PM - 24 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Incomplete Astronaut Ⓜ 👨🏽🚀 ✈ #October3rd @AimThaMachine_ Boys will always be boys no matter how old we turn. Watch this wife reaction to her husband blowing himself 🤣🤣🤣 05:45 AM - 25 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. william @writhewill iphone 11 pro....boys, we got em 07:54 PM - 24 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Sabiduria🖤 @CandiceWalton15 "Did you cum" Yea to the wrong house pass me my crop top im leaving 12:05 AM - 06 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. PAPER Magazine @papermagazine Men Harry Styles 04:56 PM - 25 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Brooke 💫 @brookeeskywaker Guys handle rejection so well wow 05:52 PM - 17 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. You Musty 🤧 @HighNiggaZel When the first male seahorse found out he was pregnant 03:51 PM - 18 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. DANNY WALTER 👑 @DannyWalter_ What Men want: Raw sex, Commitment, Hot meals, Love, Affection, Attention, Loyalty and Support... but as Friends tho. 06:59 AM - 15 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. losing it, @prophethusband how girls flirt: this picture of these monkeys i sent you who are snuggling that’s you and me you are the big monkey i am the little monkey how boys flirt: jesus fucking christ youve never seen john wick what the fuck are you out of your mind come over after work then 04:08 PM - 17 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. adam @brokeangeI and for my next trick i’ll give him an 18th chance to prove his love for me 06:55 PM - 12 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. sloane (sipihkopiyesis) @cottoncandaddy "hey I saw you on tinder but we didn't match so I found your instagram you're so beautiful you don't need to wear all that makeup ahah I bet you get a lot of creepy dm's but I'm not like all those other guys message me back beautiful btw whats your snap" 01:15 AM - 06 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. زوزو @zumrudaaa me when a girl compliments me vs when a guy compliments me 08:43 PM - 05 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite disgruntled-firefly.tumblr.com 17. IG & YT: DE LA FRO @delafro_ Male Rappers: “IM FUCKIN YA BITCH SHE ALL ON DIS DICK” Men: SZA: “My man is your man—“ Men: 12:56 PM - 29 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite ithelpstodream.tumblr.com 18. dad hats™ @TheyCallMeEMac lmfao every time 07:01 PM - 05 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Gem @gemma_e_b Dating guys in their 20s is an unpaid internship 11:05 PM - 11 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Mel Kassel @MelKassel HIM: tell me your wildest fantasy ME: i'm on wheel of fortune and i spin it so hard it lights on fire HIM: i meant like- ME: everyone claps 04:07 AM - 24 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. playboi cAHti @luxurynegro College boys ask you to come sit in their twin size bed and watch Netflix from their 12 inch MacBooks https://t.co/9JXFmWKqlt 04:31 AM - 08 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Lei @xolei_ guys when they’re in the talking stage with the girl of their dreams vs. when they’re actually in a relationship with her https://t.co/hixQ0OZC5J 08:02 PM - 08 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Amy Fowler @AmyAbroad Doing my makeup on the train this morning and a random man told me he likes women to have a more natural look. I told him I like men to have a more silent look. 🤷♀️ 08:19 AM - 15 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. chidi anagonye @scrobear asking men to take responsibility for their actions 07:01 AM - 21 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Jasmyn @lonae99 My dog is in labor & her man is out doing what he wants!!! this is living proof that men are not shit!!!! 07:22 PM - 07 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Lara Parker @laraeparker constantly talking⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ texting about how much⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ seven i hate ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ different guys men ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ right now 🤝 me 05:52 PM - 30 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. bailey @doyalikebaileys men b like “all i said was women don’t deserve rights why are u mad at me” 09:29 PM - 16 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite