27 Jokes About Men That Will Probably Only Be Funny To Women

    This is why women live longer than men.

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    Boy: I wish more girls were into sports girl: I’m into sports Boy: oh yea? then what’s the blood type of the Barcelona coach fr 1997

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    my man showing me my “men are trash” tweets

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    Which bag do men use to carry the audacity?

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    Boys will always be boys no matter how old we turn. Watch this wife reaction to her husband blowing himself 🤣🤣🤣

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    iphone 11 pro....boys, we got em

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    "Did you cum" Yea to the wrong house pass me my crop top im leaving

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    When the first male seahorse found out he was pregnant

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    What Men want: Raw sex, Commitment, Hot meals, Love, Affection, Attention, Loyalty and Support... but as Friends tho.

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    how girls flirt: this picture of these monkeys i sent you who are snuggling that’s you and me you are the big monkey i am the little monkey how boys flirt: jesus fucking christ youve never seen john wick what the fuck are you out of your mind come over after work then

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    and for my next trick i’ll give him an 18th chance to prove his love for me

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    "hey I saw you on tinder but we didn't match so I found your instagram you're so beautiful you don't need to wear all that makeup ahah I bet you get a lot of creepy dm's but I'm not like all those other guys message me back beautiful btw whats your snap"

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    me when a girl compliments me vs when a guy compliments me

    disgruntled-firefly.tumblr.com

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    Male Rappers: “IM FUCKIN YA BITCH SHE ALL ON DIS DICK” Men: SZA: “My man is your man—“ Men:

    ithelpstodream.tumblr.com

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    Dating guys in their 20s is an unpaid internship

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    HIM: tell me your wildest fantasy ME: i'm on wheel of fortune and i spin it so hard it lights on fire HIM: i meant like- ME: everyone claps

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    College boys ask you to come sit in their twin size bed and watch Netflix from their 12 inch MacBooks https://t.co/9JXFmWKqlt

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    guys when they’re in the talking stage with the girl of their dreams vs. when they’re actually in a relationship with her https://t.co/hixQ0OZC5J

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    Doing my makeup on the train this morning and a random man told me he likes women to have a more natural look. I told him I like men to have a more silent look. 🤷‍♀️

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    asking men to take responsibility for their actions

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    My dog is in labor & her man is out doing what he wants!!! this is living proof that men are not shit!!!!

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    constantly talking⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ texting about how much⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ seven i hate ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ different guys men ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ right now 🤝 me

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    men b like “all i said was women don’t deserve rights why are u mad at me”