The latest hashtag trending on Twitter: #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail, where retail workers get the chance to tell us what they're REALLY thinking when it comes to customers and store policies.
Let's just say they didn't hold back:
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#ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail “Sorry ma’am that’s the last one” “Well can you check in the back”
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me in the back looking for the size you asked for #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
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#thoughtswhileworkinginretail What guests think “the back” looks like: The actual back:
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What happened to me? #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
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#ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail customer: *doesnt see a price tag* well I guess it’s free 🤪🤪🤪🤪 Me: me
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#ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail Why is the customer asking me where that product is? I don't know either.
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#ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail “Hi, can I help you find anything?” “HoW aBoUt A miLliOn DoLlaRs hA”
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#Thoughtswhileworkinginretail Excuse me the lines are backing up, you people need to open another lane... Yeah let me get right on that, let me just magically pull another human being right out of my ass for you.
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#ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail When you greet a customer “Hi” and they see you and don’t say anything or acknowledge your existence Me:
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#ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail “It’s 11am on Tuesday shouldn’t all these people be at their job or something???”
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I can’t maintain a smile all shift. #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
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“ugh the store is so messy i can’t find anything in here 👩🏻👩🏼🗣🤬” okay first of all, shut UP there are 10 of us working and 200 of you so take ur messy ass outta here. next, don’t flip up every table to find a size! at least try to put it back! #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
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When a manager tells a customer the same thing I did #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
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Sure, keep bitching about the prices to me, that's absolutely something I have control over #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
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#ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail Why are you even here, if it's cheaper some place else
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“I’m never coming here again” #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
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#thoughtswhileworkinginretail when a customer is rude and their card declines
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NOBODY WANTS TO TOUCH YOUR TITTY MONEY DARLENE #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
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#ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail when i tell the customer to wait before inserting their card but they insert their card right away anyways
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customer in line: actually wait let me go grab something real fast me, literally only a few items left to scan and 5 other customers in line: #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
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Customer: this is $20 but it says 50% off. How much would this be? Me: #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
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#ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail loss prevention be like
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#Thoughtswhileworkinginretail - listen Sharon I don’t really care what you think about our coupon system I can’t take a 5 month old coupon. - if you pay for a $10 purchase with a $100 dollar bill even though I see a $20 in your wallet, karma has bigger plans for you my friend
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#ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail Yes, I know it's on sale. You DON'T have to remind me as I'm ringing you up as if I didn't know in the first place.
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Im slapping the shit out of the next person who asks "Do i work here" and im in full uniform with my nametag clearly showing #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
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When your boss gives you unrealistic goals and then wonders why the business didn’t make their goal and what the problem was 🤷♂️🙄🤦♂️ #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
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#ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail I Wanna Go Home 🙃
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"I hate your store. You never have what I'm looking for!" #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
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Can I speak to your manager? I Am The Manager. #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
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When a customer come in 3 minutes before closing #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
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#ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail Me: Your total is $17.69 Customer: *Puts $20 on counter” Me: *Picks up $20 and finish transaction” Customer: * Holds hand out for change* Me: Me
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#ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail This...
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This job would be great if it wasn't for the f***ing customers #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
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Looking at the schedule and seeing your favorite co worker leaves when you arrive #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
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When I Hear The Cashiers Calling Me For Backup On The Register #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
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There are way too many grown ass adults in this world who think that throwing a hissy fit is going to get them what they want. I've seen better behaved toddlers. #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
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#ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail Me: Everything with a clearance sticker will be half off! : ) Customer: This doesn't have a clearance sticker but I found it in the clearance section. Is it on clearance?? Me:
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Me acting like i dont hear the phone ringing after we’ve closed for the night #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
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#ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail What was I thinking...I don't even like folding my own clothes.
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Exactly how much shit does one need to try on? And why the fuck can’t people put clothes back on the hanger instead of on the floor ? . #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
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#ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail Control your stupid kids so they don't mess up the isle that I just took an hour to finish straightening.
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#ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail I don't need to go to the gym with this job I can do track while running around Lift weights by putting freight away Get cardio in by stocking low and high shelves
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#ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail…"oh you got the wrong size...….. Do you have the receipt....🙄
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Customers complain about policy. We don't make the policy Sir/Mam we just follow it. They start cussing & throwing a tantrum. #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
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#ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail you don't need a bag for one pack of gum.
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Take your 199 items to a register that isn’t clearly marked 12 items or less, fuckface #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
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#ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail When will I ever get a raise?
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#ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail I hope her nasty ass used a panty liner when she tried on that bathing suit.
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Should I run after that thief? #ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail
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#ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail The customer is NOT always right!