...we've pretty much all had one, or a few hundred, experiences with bad hair days.
But there seems to be one celebrity who's managed to escape the curse, someone who's never had to fight with the wind or a brush, and that person is none other than Jason Momoa.
Before the skepticism creeps in, let me provide you with some hard hitting evidence:
EXHIBIT A: A young Jason rocking a fresh blow out, a chiseled jawline, and eyes that scream, "GET IN MY BED!"
EXHIBIT B: Here we have a slightly older Jason showing off his naturally wavy hair, creating a tsunami in my pants.
EXHIBIT C: The dreads that took my hormones to another level.
EXHIBIT D: And then there's these. You know what they say, "The thicker the dread, the bigger the..."
EXHIBIT E: Don't forget about the wet curls for the girls.
EXHIBIT F: The bun that made my loins shake.
EXHIBIT G: Jason went for a shorter look, which somehow managed to take my fantasies up a notch.
EXHIBIT H: His facial hair tried to match the length of his head of hair, which means the Lust Gods heard my prayers.
EXHIBIT I: Jason went blond and my ovaries went BOOM!
EXHIBIT J: Jason was really feeling the blond and honestly, I just wanted him to prove to me if they really have more fun.
And finally, EXHIBIT K: Jason's now pulling off several shades of brown, and in my dreams I'm one of them.
So here's to Jason Momoa's ever-changing hairstyles and the effects they have on my body.
And thank you for taking this thirsty journey with me. I think we've all been through a lot, so go home, take a cold shower, and we'll meet back here soon. TTYL.
