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    Updated on Nov 28, 2019. Posted on Nov 27, 2019

    Random People Are Sharing Texts From Their Exes On Twitter And My Single Ass Is Cracking Up

    "See you in court!"

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    #LastTextToTheEx That Bastard was deleted the day he walked out .

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    “I’ve attached a diagram indicating where the clit is.” #LastTextToTheEx

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    I faked all my orgasms. ALL OF THEM #LastTextToTheEx

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    #LastTextToTheEx It was never sent, the dog stopped me

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    "Ya shit is at your grandma's house" was my #LastTextToTheEx and it was also sponsored

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    #LastTextToTheEx I hear it's warming up for you over the next day or so. All the best, no hard feelings.

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    Send me your sister’s contact info. #LastTextToTheEx

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    #LastTextToTheEx You broke my heart Now I'll take a break from your life FOREVER

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    #LastTextToTheEx I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than c u again .... Fuck off🖕🖕🖕🖕🤬

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    #LastTextToTheEx ╭━━━━━━╮ ┃ ● ══ ┃ ┃██████┃ ┃ ┃ ┃So it's over? ┃ ┃ ᴿᵉᵃᵈ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ OH YEAH!┃ ┃██████┃ ┃ ○ ┃ ╰━━━━━━╯

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    #LastTextToTheEx "no thanks, I've already made this mistake once"

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    You had a chance to at least pretend you cared. Your loss babe, and yes I've had better time taking pulses than dealing with your overwhelming bullshit. #LastTextToTheEx

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    Venmo request for payment for wasting my damn time #LastTextToTheEx

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    “This is not the hunger games,I WON’T fight for you. Too many 🍆out here to be chasing after you 🤍 “ #LastTextToTheEx

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