5."He kicked a pipe on purpose and told her it needed to be replaced." —u/FriendlyDifference72
6."Threw McDonald’s as hard as he could at a homeless lady." —u/Mundane_Tour_3215
7."My friend gets a watermelon out of the fridge and dares my other friend to fuck it." —u/TonThom
8."My best friend had just broken up with my brother." —u/bitetime
9."My cat had been outside for a week with no food or water." —u/AIDS_CHIMP
10."As soon as he was out the door, Friend 1 jumped up, dropped his pants and underwear, and fucking crop dusted my roommate’s pillow." —u/Nerevarine91
11."Decided the best place to throw up was into his pint glass." —u/KamakaseRoadKill
12."After about 11 months of sobriety, my 'best friend' shows up at my door, several bottles of vodka with her." —u/EllieSouthworthEwing
13."Came back to an empty apartment and my number blocked." —u/Meowiewowieex