Welcome back to another week of hilarious and heartwarming tweets. Whether you need a pick-me-up or you're just looking to pass the time, these tweets are for you:
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i’m officially leaving twitter. i spend way too much time on here. take care everyone. ill be back in 5 minutes.
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oh you vegan? say some in vegan right now
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2020 is what 2000 thought she was gonna be.
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Me eating the same thing I order every time https://t.co/Euin5iBXKQ
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i asked god to give me a sign 🙏
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why is it so awkward walking back after u bowI in bowling
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If 2020 was a video.
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really grinds my gears when babies have that lil soft spot .. you were in there for 9 months and couldn’t finish making your head ?
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The onlyfans I know
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Me watching everyone get their nails done while I’m trying to be a good citizen and flatten the curve.
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why be problematic when you can be automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky fresh?
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him: doggy style? me: rokay raggy
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Me letting my dad check my car to make sure the mechanic not trying to overcharge me for car issues.
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Does fetty wap use :) or .) ?
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listening to this song at age 13 used to get me high like actually
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I’m dead 😂☠️ When I got back from the store all the goats had broken through the fence and were recking havoc on our street This is the craziest thing to happen all quarantine 🐐🐐🐐
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This how Courage be looking at Muriel in every episode.
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"hope you like words bitch"
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i see girls still haven’t put their records on. can’t follow simple ass directions
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He can’t read 😔
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The government trying to flatten the curve
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i did not make 27 remixes to the same song to be disrespected like this https://t.co/h8x9ma6cUQ
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gossip girl did not age well
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Yo what kind of schoolwork are they sending home with these kids LMAO