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when i slip on my own banana peel on mario kart
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This may be my favorite dog video ever.
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”do u still talk to-” me:
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Apple getting ready to press the button which fucks up every iPhone 7 and below next week.
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$35 plus $5 for $40 with free shipping Shipping
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Me: wanna fuck? Her: Why do u have to say it like that? Its supposed to be a magical moment Me: Hocus Pocus lemme strokus
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me waiting for the perfect moment to smack my girls butt
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my parents, age 25: we have a mortgage, a baby and a pension plan! me, age 25: it's 3am and i can't afford an uber good thing i wore my running shoes!
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when your moms explaining to the family all your bad choices and your just standing there like : https://t.co/vxgH1PE2xA
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This is how little kids stare at you in public areas for no reason
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no one: me tryna find a song: 🌳 / 🚘 || \ / 🚘 \ "oh shit lol” 🌳 / 🚘 || \ / || \ 🌳 / || \
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I love how G-mail reminds you when someone hasn’t responded to your email, like “It’s been 5 days. You wanna get passive aggressive?”
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me: i wonder what pigeons do for fun pigeons:
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when you’re not doing anything so you hit up a friend who is also not doing anything and you meet up to not do anything together https://t.co/zpjnWGuNWr
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No one: G-Eazy:
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The Weeknd? My mans out here looking like el fin de semana https://t.co/XnCbMmgiBi
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My mom: My dog:
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I’m trynna figure out which iPhone imma get but
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my mom looking for the car keys at the last minute after telling me to hurry up for half an hour
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My mom tried to add me on snapchat, BLOCKED I’m not one of yo lil friends remember🤔🤷🏽♂️
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i have NEVER, and i mean NEVER, seen an american perfect our accents like this
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We really gotta be adults for the rest of our lives..
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me in class taking a picture of the notes that i'll never look at again
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“Wyd after class?” Me:
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i wanna know why this noise pisses me off even when im awake https://t.co/ZmnV2IPgXx
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When im the first one awake in the group chat
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This Is Exactly How My Bed Be Feeling When I Come Home Drunk
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Me falling asleep on top of my boo even though we have a king bed
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When you see your blacked out friend reappear after you put them to bed