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me waiting for my friend and their friend, who i don’t know, to finish talking after bumping into each other
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Just bought ice cream and wine from 7 eleven and the cashier gon say “enjoy your dinner” Bitch.
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At that point they might aswell chill and start a friendship https://t.co/9nQuD60XiK
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when a coworker and i are talking and a customer starts asking us questions https://t.co/iyPFpThPav
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Why she look like an airpod? https://t.co/93YXBuYWdw
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The commentary made the video so lit 😂😂😂
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this how the gangster cats from tom & jerry looked like. https://t.co/P8M7Ryy9Ud
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“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.
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Oooohhh myyyy GAWD. This is going to lay Black Twitter to rest...💐 This Popeyes chicken sandwich is dividing America...🍗🇺🇸😂
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I accidentally dropped my debit card today in class and a guy picked it up and pretended to run with it lmao boy if you don’t give me my $1.27 back
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who the fuck CHANGED THE SOUND LMAOOO
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friend: be ready by 8 me at 8:15: https://t.co/Z0GE8PwaRU
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Who decided to put an ‘S’ in the word lisp? People can’t even say their condition in peace https://t.co/oe8v7gWxhS
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This must be what God sees when looks down on us
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to infinity and beyond I guess 😔✊🏼
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how my siblings sneak to unplug my phone charger to plug theirs
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This is the guy from every 80’s movie with the motorcycle who transfers in senior year with an alcoholic father who somehow ends up with the shy plain jane female main character by the end of the movie because she was the only one who could teach him it was okay to be vulnerable https://t.co/Z43d3OVuDC
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I wasn’t expecting the 3rd picture at all https://t.co/aKIEwewkWx
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WHO NEEDS A MAN PT: 3746490381255262803002726353. Omfggggg. I swear I don’t plan these. My son just loves me so much. Ugh 😭😭🥰
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I fucking ugly laughed at this
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Me: *passed out drunk again* My dog:
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Me when I hear throwbacks playing in the car
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Somebody said this is el chapo when he gets bored in prison😭😭 https://t.co/ajdX20k4ur
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Suddenly, I’m 5 years old again and Blues Clues is my favorite show ...