Another week, another reason to smile β here are some great tweets that just might do the trick!
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My three hunger modes, deeply inspired by ADHD. 1) Iβm so hungry I feel sick but I also hate all food. 2) Iβm not really hungry but the 6 snacks I had clearly werenβt the correct ones 3) Bit more cheese.
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She said get pads with wings... now sheβs mad π€·πΎββοΈ
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iβm crying at the thought of a flight attendant giving simone biles the most decorated gymnast in history a coloring book because she is 4β8β
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Honey weβre having guests tonight, break out the fine jina
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A canβt of coke βΉοΈ
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Me walking back after I knocked down just one pin in bowling
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Hol up they done made Black pplβs emergen-c https://t.co/6Uupudpdrr
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somebody said : βif I text you a βπβ that mean thatβs IT for yo assβ LMAOOO.
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Beware of the dog..
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smile for the camera !
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when itβs 4am and mfs talking about βwhatβs the next moveβ
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crying at this text my sister sent me
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if i text u βοΈπ« it means can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
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Ah man I'd love to come to your barbecue but I'm not hungry that weekend
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hey sorry i'm late to the meeting. society is crumbling and my body is failing me. anyway let's talk KPIs
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It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
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why did my brotherβs doordash driver do him so dirtyπππ
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the DMV employees when you donβt have all your paperwork:
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Been running into dads of my 3yoβs classmates and asking for their emails for his birthday party and so far 3 out of 3 dads have proceeded to give me their wivesβ emails instead. This is now a social experiment.
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I asked my wife if she had any plans tonight and
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this probably feels so good if youβre taffy
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my sims after I played for 6 hours straight
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Sibling love be so weird, I'd give you my kidney but I'm not getting you a glass of water ππ
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me choking on my own saliva for no reason.
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...and here is my pregnant wife thinking she is sneaking up on me πππ
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having a baby is crazy because how bored you gotta be to create another human being and raise it for 18 years
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how tf do people think people w glasses r smart we literally failed an eye test what's so smart abt that