Welcome back to another week of hilarious and heartwarming tweets. Whether you need a pick-me-up or you're just looking to pass the time, these tweets are for you:
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she said she want a man that’s six feet. i said ok 🙄
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X Æ A-12 is never gonna find their name on a gift shop keychain
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me pausing my music to see if my mum is really calling me or if it’s just the song https://t.co/phbwtvyEL9
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Testing the kid’s patience! #fruitsnackchallenge
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My little sister graduated high school and her quote i-
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My friend’s pregnancy announcement on IG is just a collection of photos with her turning up throughout the years, the very last one being her holding her stomach in a freakum dress that barely fits and the caption is “It happens to the best of us”.
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My sons face as his grandpa plays the saxophone 🥺❤️ their relationship will always be so special!
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I made frog bread today and SEROTONIN IS H E R E
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me chilling in my room laughing at my own jokes cause I’m fucking hilarious https://t.co/W1FG8rBQqW
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your 20s are fun until you realize
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WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SO FUNNY
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I asked this chick for a sexy pic and she sent this shit 🙄
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you ran, you’re working out, you will put on real clothes, you will cook tacos & make guac.
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LMFAOOOO I just found my photo from after having jaw surgery i look like lord farquaad
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Barbie had an assortment of jobs across multiple fields and I simply can’t name ONE job Ken had.
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Bitches will say “gimme another kiss” after being kissed 8484899 times.... it’s me, I’m bitches
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Thandie really said copy & paste with her daughter
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My daughter is so over remote schooling she cut the computer cord. SHE WENT TO THE KITCHEN, GOT THE KITCHEN SHEARS AND CUT THE CORD
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I’ve never felt a tik tok harder LMAO (²)
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My wife just pulled me into the other room and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk but she just wanted to give me m&m’s without the kids seeing.