Welcome back to another week of hilarious and heartwarming tweets. Whether you need a pick-me-up or you're just looking to pass the time, these tweets are for you:
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My plans 2020
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until you work food or retail you will never understand the level of stupid that exists in this world
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Orientation leaders trying to get the incoming freshman to participate in Ice breakers https://t.co/rVOTZzWvAu
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Been distance-teaching Romeo and Juliet to my freshmen and one of them sent me this meme today and I have never been more fulfilled in this job #TeacherLife
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imagine sitting down and crying in this shower https://t.co/mpjmvCkYkJ
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Skype really fumbled the bag with a 17 year lead
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This is what hell probably sounds likes https://t.co/Ke94t8k8cb
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lemme go to sleep before the birds have their chapter meeting outside my window.
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When he's sleeping but he pulls you closer https://t.co/kSron6NCnk
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All I can remember is the flavor of that spoon.
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Me reading everybody’s text from the notifications bar and ignoring it because i am busy doing nothing https://t.co/z9swP8pcJf
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I hate my own attitude sometimes like bitch you mad AGAIN?!
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Me all fucking day.
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Me adding “if that makes sense” to a text that makes sense 😭
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They’re having a secret meeting
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i don’t see the point in having a big wedding. first of all, i don’t want my family and friends to see me vulnerable and in love,
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Drop 👏 that 👏 skincare 👏 routine 👏
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Wished I was an adult. https://t.co/SnkCUxu8eQ
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i can hear the DJs now “if you survived COVID-19 make some mf’n noise!”😂
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Lol this is the best use of this sound
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hey seniors, if you're really missing graduation sit in the sun wearing a shower curtain while someone reads from a phonebook for 3 hours
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Food should have a “best by” date and a “nah but for real” date
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this vegetarian shit easy, I eat oatmeal for breakfast and the rest of the day I survive off my feelings of superiority
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animals be 20 minutes old and already know what to do
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My fiancé just asked me to come into the kitchen to see what they made. “It’s a couch potato.”