Welcome back to another week of hilarious and heartwarming tweets. Whether you need a pick-me-up or you're just looking to pass time, these tweets are for you:
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Turns out my top three hobbies are: 1) restaurants 2) bars 3) non-essential businesses
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Bruh!! She recorded her baby’s reaction to her dancing and I cannnnttttt 😍😍😭😭😭😭
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I’m high so I’ll say this: I wish I could hold my friends as babies
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me, an Instagram porn bot
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My son just asked me if I when I was little I had to stay inside for COVIDs 1 through 18
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how ima be eating when the restaurants open back up. 😌
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When she can’t spend the night
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When im gettin accused of sleeping during a movie when i was just takin a long blink https://t.co/DYKNik1Ddl
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Who wanta ride back to 2019? We leaving in the morning.
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This is Ruby. She likes to pet the other dogs at daycare. 14/10 extremely relatable
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to be honest i am NOT feeling automatic supersonic hypnotic funky fresh
12.
Got this update from my wee granny😢 93 and still going strong ❤️
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i don’t have a problem being in the house, i have a problem with everybody else being here too
14.
Somebody find her baby father
15.
Don’t talk to me while I’m rubbing my eye...I’m not gonna hear you
16.
Lmaoooo Leslie Jordan is literally my quarantine mood 😂😂😂
17.
Me accidentally clicking on your Iive and leaving immediately.
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Quarantine life at this point 😐
19.
Me: *Trying to induce labor* My man: you look delicious! You look like a rotisserie chicken!
20.
IM SCREAMIN. this girl put too much pepper on her egg and thought the best way to remove it was using a hoover..
