Welcome back to another week of hilarious and heartwarming tweets. Whether you need a pick-me-up or you're just looking to kill time, these tweets are for you:
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(My kid looking over my shoulder as I sign an email.) Kid: You’re not a Dr! Me: YES I AM! What do you think I was studying for all the time when you were little? Kid: Oh, I thought you just liked reading books and crying.
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why do they be doing that fr tho😭
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technically making him..... onset lmao https://t.co/tPNNg6sdqV
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Me being the rich auntie leaving the family function. https://t.co/nxPRmNKjJI
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Me: *Doesn’t understand the concept* Professor who has studied the subject for 30 years:
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How she look @ you after you lose the fucking game https://t.co/RWTq7Ga6Ue
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oh to be a kitten sleeping in a plant pot while i get a little flower on my tiny kitten ear
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5 year old me looking at my mums shopping list and adding “toys” onto it thinking she won’t realise https://t.co/7BEZFz1YI6
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My mans out here killing it 😭😭😭😭
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Bitches: my son so smart! Me: how old are you lil man? Him: 🗣shoe!
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Please add more of this type of stuff to my timeline.
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why do baby clothes have pockets, who is going up to a baby and saying here hold this
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can’t stop thinking about this picture of my cat brushing my teeth
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Me realizing I might be single forever but realizing there’s an odd sense of peace in it
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I called a man sexist and he said “thank you, you sexy ya self.” Send the fucking flood already.
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here’s what i’m going to be thinking about all day now
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It finally happened! The flight attendant asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" and I leapt up and said yes! Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade and ballpoint pen. He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable. Thinking of going to doctor school now.
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When your daughter wants to do a #highnotechallenge https://t.co/nKX39P6Ezl
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I WAS FACETIMING THIS BOY WHILE I WAS AT THE STORE.. I GOT IN LINE TO PAY FOR MY STUFF.. IM LIKE "IMA PUT U IN MY POCKET TIL IM DONE".. HE LIKE OK 🙂.. SOON AS I PUT THE PHONE IN MY POCKET DUDE STARTED SCREAMIN "🗣AHHHHH GET ME OUTTA HERE!!! I CANT BREATHE!!! AHHHHHH!!!"... BRO😂
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My AirPods disconnected and all my homies heard me listening to Big Time Rush
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my brother heard my parents having sex and had a complete break down while telling me about it
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My bank account when I eat out for the 5th time this week https://t.co/FrylmD1mMV
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The doctor after saying hello
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When the prayer is taking too long...
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should I run or??