Welcome back to another week of hilarious and heartwarming tweets. Whether you need a pick-me-up or you're just looking to pass time, these tweets are for you:
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Five years ago ava tried to dye her hair purple and when she washed the dye out, she didnt reailise that you're not meant to do it in the shower and she ended up dying herself and the bathroom pink hahahahaha
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How i met. How y’all met Instagram Instagram
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hey Apple who the FUCK thought it would be helpful to automatically bold the first line in Notes?? i’m keeping track of groceries not publishing a thesis
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Women checking to make sure the shower‘s hot enough before they hop in https://t.co/4Ydfhgh3E5
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if i say “huh” like 7 times, don’t say nevermind. please don’t give up on me, i’m trying my best
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me going to bed after doing my night time skincare routine with all my serums and oils
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Me at the first restaurant I step into after this lockdown 😌
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Seen!
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If “🙂” was a person.
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#AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch
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You in his dms but I’m farting in his bed
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SO I GOT MY MALE FRIENDS TO DO MY VOICEOVER FOR MY MAKEUP AND THIS HAPPENED 🤓😂 video Inspired by @AnnieDreaXO
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Old McDonald’s: now a farm https://t.co/2hCIGAaEhE
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Me: I don't know why my back hurts Me Sleeping:
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you haven’t felt pain until you cut your tongue with one of these. 😖😭 https://t.co/kdFefRnr0K
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you aren’t supposed to moisturize for others, it’s for your skin...................... https://t.co/RcoyXlKVEf
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Nipples showing through your shirt asserts dominance
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Have we considered consulting Dr. Dre about coronavirus, seeing as we have apparently gone through all other available doctors
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When your boyfriend calls you his girlfriend in front of his cute friends https://t.co/lCUchHwh3K
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when I go over someone’s house and they have a dog
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COPYWRITER: it’s a play on words. ALMOND BUTTER COMPANY EXEC: cool, people love wordplay. I don’t need to see it. Print and ship, baby.