Welcome back to another week of hilarious and heartwarming tweets. Whether you need a pick-me-up or you're just looking to pass time, these tweets are for you:
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I knew twitter was a lawless place when someone posted their flight confirmation and someone else called up and cancelled their flight.
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People on social media that don’t post anything. https://t.co/hWfdsIy2zB
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I think this is still the most precious thing I’ve ever witnessed on the internet.
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Even when u tell em the truth they still beat tf out of you... we can’t win fellas
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What does a house wear? Address
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When you sleep to avoid your problems but end up dreaming about them https://t.co/gaOfLxCZbk
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Me in the mirror after an entire bottle of wine
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Me seeing my friends succeed
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I wish I was joking
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“So how was your day” -me to my boyfriend after spending every waking second with him
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Yoooo. Gmail really is like this
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Me looking up an entire cast to a series/movie I just finished 45 seconds ago. https://t.co/p6nyxsplvA
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I love scrolling in bed until 1am and then angrily reading one page of my book.
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Dalmatian overload 😍
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plants rlly b like ‘I do not vibe with this dirt’ and die
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This >>>>
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Bitch, Social Distancing Matters https://t.co/4ooXfD4coE
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When you’re in public and there’s less than 6 feet between you and the person behind you https://t.co/0OteigTqBC
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here's a happy sausage to brighten your day (otistheogsausage IG)
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my dad sent me this and i am LOSING MY MIND
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this chair just made top 3 on ANTM https://t.co/1EWt85NmL2
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People who refuse to download TikTok think they have a PhD in maturity
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When you start calling your walk up the stairs "your commute".
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April distance brings May existence. Repeat after me. https://t.co/7PAbXoCthA
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that tail though 😂 (helenlauramorrey IG)
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people that get good sunlight in their rooms...how does it feel to be gods favorite
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"Can we turn our camera and mics on?" Me:
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Omg I’m crying this is so sweet!!!!!
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Lactose intolerant ppl consuming dairy https://t.co/mi3rIBNxVr
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Everybody: “I want things to go back to being normal” The Rona:
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I miss telling my friends “text me when you get home” and not receiving anything